"It was quite a tough school. Put it this way, we had our own coroner."

"I was met with the poet’s greatest enemy; indifference."

"You can count on him. He'll always let you down."

"Do not go mental, and with that, goodnight."

"Drugs eh! That's the trouble; they're indiscriminate. The good memories go with the fuckin' shit you're tryin' to blo…"

"Not only do I not have a mobile 'phone, I haven't got a computer. I don't employ any artificial intelligence of any k…"

"Somebody once said that a wedding is a funeral where you can smell your own flowers. Well, that's a harsh judgement i…"

"As is often the case a failed marriage led to a successful divorce. We split the house; I got the outside...... It wa…"

"I always judge people by appearances; don't you anyway? I think clothes are important; that's where the nudist camp f…"

"Never leave a bookies with a smile on your face."