"And it isn't only fast in a straight line. You ever wondered what Blenheim Palace would look like going sideways? Wel…"

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"I was never allowed to play with guns when I was a child. While various friends were able to scamper around the woods…"

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"The Alfa Romeo GTV6 had the worst gearbox I've ever encountered, and the worst driving position and the worst record …"

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"Then there's power. There was a time when people cooed over Ferraris that developed 200 horsepower, whereas today 2.0…"

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