"If Hollywood were to make a trailer for this car, I know how it'd go. [In an American 'announcer voice'] "Bentley. Fe…"

"I was never allowed to play with guns when I was a child. While various friends were able to scamper around the woods…"

"The first thing that will strike you as odd in Japan is how polite everyone is. Quite apart from the neverending bowi…"

"Funnily enough, Daihatsu are one of the better interior stylists. God knows how they do it."

"The Alfa Romeo GTV6 had the worst gearbox I've ever encountered, and the worst driving position and the worst record …"

"You really could call the new TVR Cerbera heavy metal were it not fashioned from plastic. The best way to experience …"

"Then there's power. There was a time when people cooed over Ferraris that developed 200 horsepower, whereas today 2.0…"

"The greatest car ever should get out there and do the job, but it should do more besides, which is why I have to say …"

"There's one other thing too. No car can truly be great unless it's a Ferrari."

"And it isn't only fast in a straight line. You ever wondered what Blenheim Palace would look like going sideways? Wel…"