"George Bush says two gay people getting married would violate the sanctity of marriage. The sanctity of marriage. The…"

"This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to …"

"When discussing a Florida woman denied a drivers license for refusing to remove her Burka and head covering- You know…"

"Let's face it, our reading and writing skills in our country...every day there's a story in the paper about how shitt…"

"Flav, you look like Idi Amin after a three year crack binge on the sun."

"God, you are a big, ghoulish woman. I'm talking to you, Carrot Top."

"Gary Busey is here, sort of. You look like Nick Nolte fucked a Clydesdale."

"There are more whipped guys on television than there were on the Amistad."

"Holy shit, Gilbert! You look like you smell like pee."

"Mario! You are one, tiny loudmouth fairy. You're the only guy I know who takes a stepladder into a gloryhole."