"Find another pleasure fucker / Drag them down to hell"

"Wish in one hand / Shit in the other and / See which one gets filled first."

"It wasn't long ago/ That I was just like you/ And now I think I'm sick and I wanna go home."

"I'm getting pissed / I'm a worthless pessimist"

"No man can eat 50 eggs"

"I'm not part of your elite, / I'm just alright!"

"I judge all you drummers, I'm watching you, hey."

"Secrets collecting dust, but never forget/ Skeletons come to life in my closet."

"How long will he last/ Before he's a freak in your past/ And you stand here alone once again?"

"I'm on a roll / No self control / Blowing off steam with methamphetamine."