"Ethel Waters — Ethel"

"Alice White — Margot"

"Alexander Woollcott — himself"

"Victor Moore — Colonel Trivers"

"Hugh O'Connell — Patsy"

"Helen Vinson — Nurse"

"Why, your troubles are over. When I handle your liver, I'll bring home the bacon."

"You wanna get anywhere in this world, Pat, you gotta play every card in the deck... and I'm playin' 'em all."

"I'll make Trivers Livers live. I'll put Trivers Livers on the plate of everybody within earshot."

"The Low Down on the High-Ups of Radioland! A Knockout Cast, IN THE YEAR'S SNAPPIEST SHOW!"