"I'm not going over there man, it's right next to your butt."

"I keep hearing like a small gasp...(elapsed time)...it's you, you stupid cat; your nose whistles! Get out of here!!"

"What the frig?"

"What the fetch?"

"Well I know one thing: Tom loves Jen. (Commenting on graffiti)"

"You wanna play hide and seek? It's a great place to play."

"It's like he's a brother. ...it's almost like he's a wife. (laughs)"

"Do we gotta ask a one-winged fairy directions too, or what?"

"And Grant got viciously attacked by a snare drum."

"I'm a friend, I'm not gonna harm anyone...please don't harm me..."