"Mindy Sterling — Iris"

"Brooke Bushman — Tammy Curry"

"Matt Malloy — John Dough"

"Will Sasso — Hank"

"Oh no, my mom never kept a secret of the fact my dad chose his career over us. What was it she used to say? Once a ca…"

"Hello Father Donnagan, sidewalks? sidewalks? Iris, stop it, it's not his fault. The communal wine just proves too tem…"

"Oh my God! My baby. That swan ate my baby. Baby, please, get out, we gotta go to State!"

"I chose Mount Rushmore, 'cause to live in a country where you can take an ugly old mountain and put faces on it, face…"

"Tammy: Maybe other people think I can't win a beauty pageant, but other people didn't think I could beat out Becky Le…"

"Annette: I shoved your tap shoes in my panties before I was blown out of the house, you go find the guy who cut them …"