"This soup better be Weight Watchers!"

"(To Pancho) "Panch you're not suppose to hit me, I'm your mate you fucking idiot!""

"Sleep when you're dead."

"'I Love (or Heart) Dainton'. He's gonna go fucking nuts!"

"(after catching Dainton drawing a pentagram in blood on his floor) Aww, Daint, you can't put a fucking pentagram on m…"

"Fucking Dainton... he's got a big willy..."

"(drunk) "I like to gamble! I like to gamble money, I li... I... burps I like to gamble!""

"How funny is Pancho? Really, really funny."

"(After having something go into his head) "God man, that's your head! There's important stuff in there!""

"Daniel Joyce - he makes the ladies moist."