"Hey, Lorenzo, let me ask you something: what sets off a metal detector first? The lead in your ass or the shit in you…"

"[During an attempt for a live broadcast aboard the NEA plane] Put me through Cecilia, or start typing your resumé."

"Die Harder (mostly referred to as part of the title)"

"They say lightning never strikes twice... They were wrong."

"Last time, it blew you through the back wall of the theater. This time, it will blow you sky high!"

"Yippee Ki Yay, all over again!"

"I hate it when I'm right."

"Look who's back in the wrong place at the right time."

"Bruce Willis — John McClane"

"Just once, I'd like a regular, normal Christmas. Eggnog, a fuckin' Christmas tree, a little turkey. But, no! I gotta …"