"Albion Male Urban: My mind says David Frost, but my body says Benny Hill."

"Japanese Male: Should I join White Ninja, or Black Ninja? On one hand, White Ninja are in glorious harmony with unive…"

"Black Ninja: Prepare yourself for death!"

"Albion Female Hippie: Me mind says John; me body says Paul; me soul says George. So why do I always end up going home…"

"Leonid: Oh God, how am I going to face them all? They're fed up with this place - and I can't blame them! We sold our…"

"Leonid: Pull yourself together, Leonid! Khrushchev always said, "The proletariat are like dogs; they can smell fear! …"

"Crypto: Yeah, can I speak to comrade Meeov, first name Jack?"

"Black Ninja: For great justice! (reference to the introduction scene in the game Zero Wing)."

"Black Ninja: You’ll die now, dragon!"

"Japanese Male: Excuse me, may I kiss the sky!"