"When I know people hate me, instead of trying to change their minds, I get defensive and weird and become the exact g…"

"Don't we all wanna be somebody different sometimes? Someone smarter and sexier and bolder than we really are?"

"My mom once told me that if you ever want to make a man happy... flatter his vanity. Tell him he's handsome. She said…"

"[explaining a dream she had with Thurston] I knew then that our love was not some idealized state, but a union of sec…"

"[in a car, about to have sex with Thurston] Thurston, there is a seatbelt stabbing into my ovaries. I think it might …"

"I know you probably think I'm a manipulative bitch for sleeping with two guys, but try looking at it this way: the se…"

"People will tell you nothing matters, the whole world's about to end soon anyway. But those people are looking at lif…"

"Reece Thompson – Thurston Goldberg"

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