"February 14, 2636. You are about to learn what it takes to a descendent of commando legends Scorpion and Mad Dog. Tha…"

"The Japanese version featured these equally intimidating quotes:"

"The pulse brought the nation to its knees. And the fear and weakness that followed. The military began aggressively r…"

"It’s been almost a decade since I escaped the military scientists and soldiers that created me. I’ve always wondered …"

"Jessica Alba as Max Guevara"

"Michael Weatherly as Logan Cale"

"I’m higher than two New York skyscrapers!"

"Now, what would a platform game be without platforms hmm. I wonder if there's any extra lives up there?"

"I knew I should've taken that left turn at Uranus!"

"Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie!"