"The Twist is putting out a cigarette with both feet or coming out of the shower and wiping off your bottom with a tow…"

"the farmer takes Jill down the well & all the king's horses & all the king's men can't put that baby together again c…"

"death is where jimi hendrix is, where our revolution ended up."

"There has always been something wrong wif the tesses. The tesses paint a picture of me wif no brain. The tesses paint…"

""I'm tired," I says. She says, "I know you are, but you can't stop now Precious, you gotta push." And I do."

"Confidence is the most beautiful thing you can possess."

"I’m not gonna say I peed my pants because that sounds really graphic and maybe not sanitary, but I think it really ju…"

"I love when artists write sad songs and they have a sense of humor to them because it’s just up my alley."

"I believe in divine timing, I always have. There are moments in everyone's life where the stars align, but it wouldn'…"

"I do think that men have been a super entertaining species to watch, in positive and negative ways. I feel really ado…"