"You should feel what it is like to pleasure a falcon. You lock talons with her in the sky and do it while you both ar…"

"If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it. If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and …"

"You think you know how this story is going to end, but you don't. Trust me, I was there. I know."

"When the oil of the lamp is used up the wanker shall light his own way to salvation."

"Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin."

"Your mother eats fungus from the feet of lepers."

"Sin is moist make a mental note."

"Oh to be young and in love (with 8 Chinese concubines)."

"This book you've read is just a story. I made it up. It is not designed to change anyone's beliefs or worldview, unle…"

"Great heroes have Great horniness."