"This is really wonderful. If we go along with you and lie our asses off, the world of truth and ideals is, er, protec…"

"Anybody hungry? Oh, the marvels of American science. Here we are millions of miles from earth, and we can still send …"

"[after the astronauts have been removed from the rocket before the launch] Hey, Dr. Kelloway. Funny thing happened on…"

"Okay, here it is. I have to start by saying that if there was any other way, if there was even a slight chance of ano…"

"You think it's all a couple of loony scientists, it's not! It's bigger. There are people out there, forces out there,…"

"Walter Loughlin: You're fired! Oh, I love how that sounds. I love that so much I'm going to say it again. You're fire…"

"Would you be shocked to find out that the greatest moment of our recent history may not have happened at all?"

"The most important event in our nation's history—what if it never really happened? (trailer only)."

"Elliott Gould - Robert Caulfield"

"James Brolin - Colonel Charles Brubaker, USAF"