"[On lockdown and social distancing during the pandemic restrictions] It was fine. [...] I'm actually not that sociabl…"

"It's weird when someone close to you is arrested. It's as if they’ve been deleted: there’s a stream of text messages …"

"As the ceremony started and magic finally began to seep in, it became clear what sort of magic this was: it was the f…"

"I'm quite relieved that Nigel Farage MEP has only one testicle. When the former leader of the UK Independence party (…"

"The only genuine flash of insecurity comes halfway through the interview when I remember to congratulate him on his p…"

"Personally, I like his playful recklessness and feel quite certain that he would willingly show me his penis, given s…"

"The novelist Rachel Cusk has written a book about the collapse of her marriage which is, quite simply, bizarre."

"Cusk herself seems extraordinary — a brittle little dominatrix and peerless narcissist who exploits her husband and h…"

"Perhaps the nastiest attack is reserved for someone outside the family: a description of a one-legged landlady who fa…"

"She rips into her latest meat with all the poison and vigour of her earliest memoir, A Life's Work, an excoriating ac…"