"This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sen…"

"At last, a comedy that bites!"

"Some People Just Don't Belong."

"The Snobs Against The Slobs!"

"Playing A Round Of Golf At The Bushwood Club Isn't Just Confined To The Golf Course!"

"At last, a comedy with balls!"

"Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik"

"Ted Knight - Judge Elihu Smails"

"Michael O'Keefe - Danny Noonan"

"[Walking up to a gopher hole, dragging a giant water hose between his legs] Great big gobs of greasy, grimy gopher gu…"