"[Imagining a telephone conversation between an advertising executive and Abraham Lincoln just before his Gettysburg A…"

"Abe, you got the speech. ... Abe, you haven't changed the speech have you? ... Oh, Abe. What did you ya change the sp…"

"Enjoying an extraordinary knowledge of languages (ancient and modern), literature, and art, by his cultured personali…"

"When young persons are summoned from this world ere they have mingled in its sinful pursuits, they can be readily yie…"

"• Let the future historian, if he will, add beauty of expression and the charm of polished diction to this plain, unp…"

"Confidence is the most beautiful thing you can possess."

"I’m not gonna say I peed my pants because that sounds really graphic and maybe not sanitary, but I think it really ju…"

"I love when artists write sad songs and they have a sense of humor to them because it’s just up my alley."

"I believe in divine timing, I always have. There are moments in everyone's life where the stars align, but it wouldn'…"

"I do think that men have been a super entertaining species to watch, in positive and negative ways. I feel really ado…"