"Walkin' my poodles, man, it never gets old With my dogs on the leash, I got bitches on the hold A first-AIDS kit? Tha…"

"High school party, senior year Boys and girls are all sippin' on beer I like soda / Where's the soda? Am I the only f…"

"My whole family thinks I'm gay I guess it's always been that way Maybe it's 'cause of the way that I walk Makes them …"

"'Cause I'm Bo, yo / I'm the greatest rapper ever And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not Th…"

"'Cause girls are like donuts when I be bustin' Bo nuts I can make 'em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze I'm …"

"Love is... takin' a dive and gettin' really comfortable and peein' in the pool, and Love is... a real-life porn— minu…"

"What's a pirate minus the ship? / Just a creative homeless guy And an anteater plus a large hungry mutant ant? / An i…"

"We the people of the USA / José, we're not talkin' to you, ese We got a border in order to keep you out / It's what m…"

"Look at all of Bo's hos, lookin' for a ride on Bo's hose And I spot a little Latino, booty so big, call it "Oprah's e…"

"Love is... your favorite food for every breakfast, lunch, and dinner, and Love is... the Holocaust, except you don't …"