"I will shoot you, and I know robot karate."

"That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!"

"I'm not saying your uncle is illiterate, maybe he just needs to go to night school."

"[while shooting "Driving Miss. Daisy", Alma chases the car with the camera] Who is that hussy chasing after us? Be go…"

"I was going to make you into the next Marilyn Monroe! But no! Now you're just going to be.... Laundry girl!"

"Hey, hey, don't put your shoes in the refrigerator... 'cause they'll get cold!"

"What's happening to our 'hood!!"

"[holding the Ghostbusters tape] I'm Bill Murray, you're everybody else."

"You name it, we shoot it"

"I am Robocop. Anything you say can and will be held against you...in the court of Robocop."