"[when she and Bruce Wayne realize each other's secret identities] Oh my God...does this mean we have to start fighting?"

"The Bat. The Cat. The Penguin."

"Michael Keaton - Batman/Bruce Wayne"

"[to Max Shreck, after kidnapping him] Hi. I believe the word you're looking for is "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!" Actua…"

"[to Shreck] I wasn't born in the sewer, you know. I come from... [indicates to a broken skylight, then turns to Max] …"

"[about his parents] I was their number one son, and they treated me like number two."

"[to a crowd of voters] I may have saved the mayor's baby, but I refuse to save a mayor who stood by, helpless as a ba…"

"Hey, why should I trust some cat-broad, anyway? Maybe you're just a screwed-up sorority chick who's gettin' back at h…"

"[after Catwoman rejects him] Ya lousy minx! I oughta have you spayed! You sent out all the signals! And I don't think…"

"[to Penguin, rejecting his advances] I wouldn't touch you to scratch you."