"When we were kids I borrowed some things. It was never ever theft! In each case I either told you... or was about to."

"You are far weirder than someone merely into S&M. At least they have a tradition. We have some idea what S&M is about…"

"My jazz rule is: If you can't dance to it, you don't want to know about it."

"Positive thinking is fine in theory. But whenever I try it on a systematic basis... I end up really depressed."

"Have you ever heard of Maneuver X? When you get deeply into sales, you realize that every major transaction involves …"

"I don't go to bed with just anyone anymore. I have to be attracted to them sexually."

"Ramon is very persuasive, and he painted a terrible picture of what it would be like for her to live the rest of her …"

"Americans. Anti Americans. In Love."

"Taylor Nichols - Ted Boynton"

"Chris Eigeman - Fred Boynton"