"Do you guys ever think about dying?"

"Some things have been happening that might be related. Cold shower. Falling off my roof. And my heels are on the ground."

"Basically, everything that men do in your world, women do in ours."

"She thinks I’m a fascist? I don't control the railways or the flow of commerce!"

"I'm not smart enough to be interesting. I can’t do brain surgery. I've never flown a plane. I'm not the President. No…"

"Shredding waves is much more dangerous than people realize."

"If I wasn't severely injured, I would beach you off right now, Ken."

"Horses are just men extenders."

"To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't about horses, I lost interest anyways."

"It is the best day ever — and so is yesterday, and so is tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow, and even Wednesdays, a…"