"If you like an exercise, chances are you’re doing it wrong."

"A properly performed set of leg extensions immediately followed by a properly performed set of leg presses should lea…"

"We learn, when we learn, only from experience, and then we only learn from our mistakes. Our successes only serve to …"

"Never be so arrogant that you fail to give people the benefit of being as stupid as they actually are."

"Thinking is a terrible disadvantage with which most people are not burdened. Being able to think merely makes you awa…"

"How would you feel if you lived on an island populated, apart from yourself, exclusively by retarded, malicious chimp…"

"Voting for politicians who tell you what you want to hear has all but destroyed civilization, giving in to outrage in…"

"If racehorses were trained as much as most bodybuilders train, you could safely bet your money on an out-of-condition…"

"There must surely be a few bodybuilders who are not idiots. But if so, they are well camouflaged in some undiscovered…"

"How old am I? Old enough to know it’s impossible to change the thinking of fools, but young and foolish enough to kee…"