"'Tis Sex that rules the lives Of clowns and kings; It gives us books and wives And other things—Ambition, love and st…"

"They earned a name that lives in song, Those woodsmen stout and plucky Whose hair and rifles both were long— The Hunt…"

"The Fawns don't dine When a Wolf's about, And the Porcupine Puts his quill points out."

"Of all cold words of tongue or pen The worst are these: "I knew him when ——""

"The tusks which clashed in mighty brawls Of mastodons, are billiard balls.The sword of Charlemagne the Just Is Ferric…"

"The Antiseptic Baby and the Prophylactic Pup Were playing in the garden when the Bunny gamboled up; They looked upon …"

"The Prophet's Cam-u-el, that primal Desert Ship."

"The Pilgrims landed, worthy men, And, saved from wreck on raging seas, They fell upon their knees, and then Upon the …"

"Commute with me, my Love, and be merry; How vain in the City to dwell When apple-trees blow in Dobbs' Ferry And lilac…"

"Amœbas at the start Were not complex; They tore themselves apart, And started Sex."