"Simon Poland — Consul Triton Crassus / The Mailman"

"Lochner de Kock — Professor Ovid Galba / Paddy Mahoney"

"I'm looking for a girl with big bones."

"OK, maybe I might help you. It's only because I'm a sucker for big-boned dolls in trouble."

"Mambino: Big confidence from an alien - who walks like a troll, dresses like a worm, and has the voice that gives eve…"

"General Rykov: Your panty-hose are on too tight, Crassus."

"Lord Over: Come here, child. Come closer. So, you are the Wanda."

"Venture to the core!"

"The people at the center of the Earth are about to get a visitor."

"Kathy Ireland is the Alien From L.A."