"I'm sorry you were bullied at school, but lots of kids get bullied and they don't turn into psychopaths."

"If you want a round of applause, you'll have to take off the handcuffs."

"I thought you were going to kill me, not bore me to death!"

"It looks like I sleighed him..."

"Then furl your Sails, once more your Anchors cast; Leave not your Country, nor your Honour blast. But go, or stay; wi…"

"Briseis, fair as golden Venus, saw Patroclus lying, pierced with mortal wounds, Within the tent; and with a bitter cr…"

"He said, and soon, obeying his Intent, Patroclus brought Briseis from her Tent; Then to th’ intrusted Messengers resi…"

"Captive Briseis in a foraign Tongue More by her blots, than words, sets forth her wrong And yet these blots, which by…"

"However much Briseis lay with her bottom turned towards him, the son of Aeacus found his beardless friend more congen…"

"However much Briseis towards Achilles Turned her white buttocks, fairer than twin lilies, He found below the smooth P…"