"You're a maggot. You can't hack it. Paul's a gay. You're a faggot."

"Do you ever wonder at what point when you gotta just say "fuck it" man? Like when you gotta stop living up here and s…"

"Who told you I was a "dope rapper?""

"Ward, I think you were a little hard on the Beaver. So was Eddie Haskell, Wally and Ms. Cleaver."

"You ain't the future of shit, bitch. You're just David fuckin' Porter."

"So what, at least I got a fuckin' job."

"Fuck Cheddar Bob!"

"Fuck the free world!"

"Wink said you lived in a trailer park. We didn't believe him so we had to see for ourselves."

"Mom, you gotta stop living your life like this."