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April 10, 2026
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"Alan Price: [about game of chess] If you don't take that castle soon, the National Trust will!"
"Anna Dawson - Becky"
"[Chatting up factory girl] Do you realize this Nigerian coffee is being packed straight back to Nigeria?"
"[graffiti] Revolution is the opium of the intellectuals."
"Margot Bennett - Coffee picker"
"Ben Aris - Mr. MacIntyre / Dr. Hyder / Flight Lt. Wallace"
"Jeremy Bulloch - Crash victim / Experimental patient / Sign guy"
"Alan Price - himself"
"Edward Judd - Oswald"
"Brian Pettifer - Biles"
"Brian Glover - Plantation foreman / Bassett (Power Station Guard)"
"James Bolam - Attenborough / Examination Doctor"
"Anthony Nicholls - General / Judge"
"Geoffrey Chater - Bishop / Vicar"
"Christine Noonan - Imperial Coffee assembly line worker / Mavis at Wakefield Club"
"Geoffrey Palmer - Examination doctor / Basil Keyes"
"Vivian Pickles - Good lady"
"Michael Medwin - Army captain / Power station technician / Duke of Belminster"
"Bill Owen - Superintendent Barlow / Inspector Carding"
"Warren Clarke - MC at Wakefield Club / Warner / Male nurse"
"Wallas Eaton - John Stone (Coffee Factory) / Col. Steiger / Prison warder / Meths drinker / Film executive"
"Mary MacLeod - Mrs. Ball / Salvationist / Vicar's wife"
"Philip Stone - Jenkins / Interrogator / Salvation Army major"
"Mona Washbourne - Neighbour / Usher / Sister Hallett"
"Peter Jeffrey - Factory chairman / Prison governor"
"Dandy Nichols - Tea lady in military installation"
"Graham Crowden - Dr. Millar / Professor Stewart / Meth drinker"
"Helen Mirren - Patricia / casting call receptionist"
"Arthur Lowe - Mr. Duff / Charlie Johnson / Dr. Munda"
"Rachel Roberts - Gloria Rowe / Madame Paillard / Mrs. Richards"
"Ralph Richardson - Monty / Sir James Burgess"
"Malcolm McDowell - Michael Arnold "Mick" Travis / Plantation thief"
"Prison Governor: I've sensed the spark of idealism in you and I can move mountains, you know that, hmm. Oh, for a man like you, Travis. Michael, for a boy like you, you're still young! Everything is possible. The world is your oyster. I can see you stripped, building motorways. You have eyes like Steve McQueen. Did anyone ever tell you that?"
"Professor Millar: Michael, I don't know if anyone's ever told you this, but you happen to belong to a very rare group of encephaloids."
"Lindsay Anderson - Film director"
"Always remember gentlemen, that you are a failure in catering if you don't know what to do with your leftovers."
"The future is in your hands, Mr. Travis. Take it... now!"
"[to secretary] Miss Hunter, two Valium and a barley wine for Professor Stewart."
"The dividing line between the House of Lords and Pentonville Jail is very, very thin."
"Professor Stewart was too far in advance of his time, but his name will live long. We will stand in silence, in grateful memory for fifteen seconds."
"Beware of Mrs. Ball's treacle tart. There is many-a-fly that got stuck in that!"
"Try not to die like a dog."
"Mel Blanc as Sylvester and Sylvester Jr."
"Nancy Wible as Hillbilly Woman."
"Mel Blanc as Sylvester, Tweety, Desk Clerk and Monkey."
"Now, what do you suppose that puddy tat's up to now?"
"[after Sylvester falls down, after attempting to swing into Tweety’s apartment] That puddy tat's gonna hurt himself if he isn't more careful."
"Bea Benaderet as Granny. (uncredited)"
"[repeated line] Those bloody Murphys!"
"Michael Haigh as The Rugby Commentator."