"Where were your family when you were facing your final moments in the chamber anyway? You've left your old life, your old self, behind. I'm all the family you need now."

"This is a DISASTEEEER!"

"Fug gonna fug you up!"

"Just shut up and stick with me if you want to stay alive."

"Fly while you can, little angel! I'm gonna cut your wings!"

"Not man enough to cut it in Carcer, huh? Well, I'll show that bitch."

"Nurse! He´s got my shoes. NURSE!"

"I'm going to deal with Starkweather personally, thank him for my second chance. You're my backup if I don't make it. Have a nice life."

"I was making games like Policenauts, and I heard rumors about a console on which polygons could be created in real-time. This really grabbed my attention, since one of the major attractions of games is the sensation of action, and I was intrigued to see what I could achieve with those polygons. Metal Gear is a hide-and-seek game and the thought of doing this while adding a camera that could change position really excited me. So I stopped making script-based games and went back to asking for favors from programmers for this 3D world."

"This reminds me of the time I went to the disco."

"I gotta get to that door without anyone seeing me."

"Damn these mimes and their invisible walls!"

"Alex Borstein as Lois Griffin"

"Seth MacFarlane as Peter Griffin, Brian, Stewie, Quagmire"

"Huh. Hidden pornographic scene viewable by pressing up, up, down, down, left. Huh."

"Hmmm. Reminds me of my coke habit."

"That was weirder than that television special on fire trucks."

"Seth Green as Chris Griffin"

"This reminds me of the time I tried to open that can of tuna."

"This is even more intense than that time I forgot how to sit my ass down!"

"Mila Kunis as Meg Griffin"

"Patrick Warburton as Joe Swanson"

"Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown"

"We couldn’t afford another minigame. So, how about pressing a button? Yeah, do that."

"Wallace Shawn"

"None shall escape my fists of fury!"

"Ratchet could use this!"

"Electrifying!"

"They say the camera adds ten pounds."

"Hmm. He blew a fuse."

"Allow me to introduce myself."

"Ready for your close up?"

"I hope this is your good side."

"Seared to perfection."

"Wait, wait, did I say that? That's not how it happened."

"Not the time to lose one's head."

"Fashionable and fatal."

"It was a shame that he was not more headstrong."

"Where did they go?"

"This is an Agency drop box! I wonder what is in it."

"Goodnight!"

"A delivery from the Agency!"

"And we were just getting started."

"I believe it is past your bedtime."

"Clank. Agent Clank."

"Hold this, will you?"

"The Agency has sent me another device."

"Never bring a gun to a carnivorous perennial fight."

"Ew. They are all bad angles!"

"You should not sleep on the job."