"I want you to know... this is really difficult for me as well. You killed my family, you killed my community, you killed my co-workers and you killed the bees. So given that, you should really appreciate how professional I'm being by not gutting you."

"[after slapping Michelle] Everybody denies it at first. And then they confess."

"I mean, I follow a very strict reverse-aging diet and therapy program. It's very expensive, as you can imagine, but I'm not an alien."

"Jesse Plemons - Teddy Gatz"

"You miserable fucking idiot, do you know what you've done?"

"Alicia Silverstone - Sandy Gatz"

"Because I know exactly what you're going to say. You're going to say that I'm in some kind of Internet-induced autohypnotic feedback loop, and-and gatekeepers, and-and norms, and all that weak hegemonic horseshit. But that is precisely the limp-dick rhetoric that you've been instructed to counter the human insurgency with. That's the fucking hyper-normalized dialectic by which you've convinced seven and half billion people that they're not your captives. To keep us believing in these fucking false institutional, fucking 'shy-boleths'."

"It all starts with something... magnificent. A flower. Just a flower. Then a honeybee. Very fragile. Very complicated. The bee gathers pollen and deposits it in another flower's stigma. It's like sex but cleaner. And nobody gets hurt."

"Primarily, I'm not an alien."

"I guess grammar is a false Andromedan construct as well."

"Welcome to the headquarters of the human resistance. Despite our general suspicion and disavowal of all extant governing bodies, and despite the fact that you, as an Andromedan, are not subject to the human rights guidelines detailed in the Geneva Conventions, we nevertheless endeavour to adhere to those guidelines out of the humanist principles to which they aspire."

"[bashing Michelle in the kneecap] That's for Don, you fucking virus."

"The legend is real."

"- Fishlegs"

"Gabriel Howell - Snotlout"

"- Spitelout"

"- Stoick the Vast"

"In heathen times, you might have been a great priestess of Isis. Yet in this strange and modern world, your purpose is of greater worth. You are our salvation."

"Ralph Ineson - Dr. Wilhelm Sievers"

"It was our wedding, yet not in chapel walls. The scent of the lilacs was strong in the rain... and when I reached the altar, you weren't there... Standing before me, all in black... was... Death. But I was so happy, so very happy. We exchanged vows, we embraced, and when we turned round, everyone was dead. Father... and... everyone. The stench of their bodies was horrible... it overwhelmed the lilacs... and... But I had never been so happy as that moment... as I held hands with Death."

"I have seen things in this world that would make Isaac Newton crawl back into his mother's womb! We have not become so much enlightened as we have been blinded by the gaseous light of science. I have wrestled with the Devil as Jacob wrestled the Angel in Penuel, and I tell you, if we are to tame darkness, we must first face that it exists! Meine Herren, we are here encountering the undead plague carrier... the vampyr... Nosferatu."

"Do you ever feel at times as if you're not a person? What I wish to say is that you're not truly present, nor alive, as if you're at the whim of another, like a dog. Someone or something had the power to breath life into you, to move you."

"[as he, Hutter and Sievers burn the Hardings' bodies] "In the name of Jehovah, and by the power and dignity of these three names, Tetragrammaton, Anexhexeton, Primematum, cast thee, O thou disobedient spirit Nosferatu, into the Lake of Fire, there to remain until the Day of Doom and not to be remembered before the face of God who shall come to judge the quick and the dead and the world with fire.""

"Simon McBurney - Herr Knock"

"[to Thomas] I will be addressed as the honour of my blood commands it."

"[to Thomas] You are late. The midnight hour is passed, and my attendants have all retired."

"[to Knock] Silence, dog! Your entreaties grow insolent. You shall crave of me nothing."

"Professor, my dreams grow darker. Does evil come from within us, or from beyond?"

"[to young Ellen] You awakened me from an eternity of darkness. You... You... You are not for the living. You are not for humankind."

"And now, I have been entertaining dealings with a foreign count. Very old line of nobility, very old and... eccentric. He wishes to acquire a home here in our Wisborg, to retire here. He has one foot in the grave, so to speak. [laughs]"

"Aaron Taylor-Johnson - Friedrich Harding"

"Lily-Rose Depp - Ellen Hutter"

"Anna Harding: Ellen, what is this insufferable darkness?"

"He is coming... Twas he that invoked me! Twas I that was chosen to serve him! I know what he covets! [laughs madly] And he shall cast upon you curses, confusion, afflictions, rebukes, for you have forsaken me, and he shall reign over all of your empty corpses! Devourance... DEVOURANCE! [attacks Dr. Sievers]"

"Bill Skarsgård - Count Orlok / Nosferatu"

"Nicholas Hoult - Thomas Hutter"

"[regarding headless rats and a still-living pigeon] Lives... [picks up the pigeon and pets it] gifts, bestowed upon me by His Lordship. Look, this is a pretty one. His Lordship likes the pretty ones best..."

"Willem Dafoe - Prof. Albin Eberhart Von Franz"

"Emma Corrin - Anna Harding"

"Barney Fishwick - Michael Williams"

"Nichola McAuliffe - Mrs. Blake"