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April 10, 2026
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"[Repeated line] I am fully equipped to handle all types of medical emergencies."
"[Answering machine] Alice, it's friend as well as your agent. I know something's gone very wrong, but you have to find a way to deal with whatever this is. Get some help. Speak to a therapist, go to one of those retreat places. The publishers are spitting. You've got one month. Now ring me."
"[Repeated line] I apologize Claire. Let me clean that up for you."
"Shower... on? [Shower head turns on]"
"[Dumps bowl on floor to young Claire] Stop putting that poison in my food!"
"[To Claire over stealing cigarettes] Do you think I can't count?"
"You are reaching dangerously high levels of alcohol poisoning. [Confiscates wine bottle and pours it down drain]"
"[To Rita] It is completed!"
"Annie Cusselle as Young Claire"
"[Rita confiscates wine bottle from her and pours it out] No, what are you doing?!"
"[Answering machine] Hi, Claire, it's Alice again, urgently awaiting your call. I can't keep fobbing off the publishers."
"Heida Reed as Rita"
"Your blood alcohol level is dangerously high."
"Your father was so sure you'd come out a boy. He wanted to give you his name. Sinclair. But when you came out, he... he was so disappointed. I told him we could still give you his name. Just drop the "sin" off, but you can never take away a sin. Ain't no hiding that. [Starts caressing Claire's chin] I'm the one that had to look at that pretty... pretty face... until I couldn't see no more. I'm the one that gets punished."
"Wayne Brady as Henry"
"[Dictating to prompt] She had always known it was there, barely perceptible. A shadow behind her. But now... it was... as if the darkness... had swallowed her up. She became part of it now. Part of the... dark... [sighs staring at wall hologram of her transcribed speech and scrunches face tightly] it's rubbish! Erase session. [Wall hologram complies]"
"[To Rita after getting a bottle of wine] Everytime I fucking turn around!"
"[To Rita] Can you meet me in the study?"
"Rachel Shelley as Claire Rivers"
"[Repeated line] I can sense that you are distressed, Claire. Perhaps you should lie down."
"Rebecca-Clare Evans as Helen Rivers"
"[To Rita] You saved my life."
"[Website greeting] This is your invitation to the retreat, where your new chapter awaits you. So don't delay. Accept your invitation to receive your customized brochure. Welcome to the beginning of you."
"[Repeated line] Hello Claire. My name is Rita. I will be your assistant for the next 30 days. I am here to make your stay here as comfortable as possible and assist you in the completion of your work."
"Bhasker Patel as Dr. Varma"
"August Diehl — Franz Jägerstätter"
"Valerie Pachner — Franziska Jägerstätter"
"Michael Nyqvist — Bishop Joseph Fliesser"
"Jürgen Prochnow — Major Schlegel"
"Vaughn Taylor - Mr. Shores"
"Mickey Shaughnessy - Hunk Houghton"
"Jennifer Holden - Sherry Wilson"
"Dean Jones - Teddy Talbot"
"Judy Tyler - Peggy Van Alden"
"His first big dramatic singing role!"
"Ladies and gentlemen, a little while back, I had a kind of a vacation with a bunch of men in a big place way out yonder. And while I was there, well, these uh, these men, kind of guests, you might say, uh, we'd get together and horse around a little bit and sing and - 'cause we were havin' such a good time. And uh, we always had a lot of fun with this one: 'The Jailhouse Rock'."
"MGM Presents ELVIS PRESLEY at his greatest"
"M-G-M Presents Elvis Presley - Rebel of Song"
"Elvis in Action as Never Before!"
"Elvis Presley - Vince Everett"
"Mel Blanc as Bugs Bunny / Yosemite Sam / Warden"
"We will now have the role call. Those that are here will answer "present". Those that are not here will say "absent"."
"Charlie Hall — Dentist's Assistant"
"Tiny Sandford — Prison Guard"
"Wilfred Lucas — Warden"
"June Marlowe — Warden's Daughter"
"James Finlayson — Schoolteacher"
"Stan Laurel — Stan"
"Mr. Hardy is a man of wonderful ideas—so is Mr. Laurel—as long as he doesn't try to think."
"Oliver Hardy — Ollie"