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April 10, 2026
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"Heather Craney β Buffy Jones"
"Florence Pugh β Almut"
"Grace Delaney β Ella"
"Lee Braithwaite β Jade"
"I found its throwback nature to be immensely charming, a big, full-throated romantic drama that knows exactly how to make us swoon as well as make us sad. I hope thereβs time for more like it."
"Kerry Godliman β Jane"
"Andrew Garfield β Tobias"
"Adam James β Simon Maxson"
"Robert Boulter β Hernandez, a doctor"
"Douglas Hodge β Reginald"
"Amy Morgan β Leah"
"Lucy Briers β Kerri Weaver, a doctor"
"Niamh Cusack β Sylvia"
"Nikhil Parmar β Sanjay"
"Marama Corlett β Adrienne Duvall"
"Aoife Hinds β Skye"
"So... I was thinking... maybe, um, we... should have some sex... before my treatment begins."
"[after running Tobias over] The chocolate orange was pronounced dead at the scene."
"Robin Williams - Mel - Harry's Character"
"Hazelle Goodman - Cookie"
"Stanley Tucci - Paul Epstein - Harry's Character"
"Eric Bogosian - Burt - Harry's brother in law"
"Elisabeth Shue - Fay, Harry's last girlfriend"
"Billy Crystal - Larry/Devil - Harry's friend"
"Julia Louis-Dreyfus - Leslie - Harry's Character"
"Mariel Hemingway - Beth Kramer"
"Tobey Maguire - Harvey Stern - Harry's character"
"Harry Block has written a best seller... about his best friends... he revealed their deepest secrets... and they're not pleased... now Harry Block is going to Hell..."
"I think you're the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you."
"Woody Allen - Harry Block"
"Jennifer Garner - Woman in the elevator - Harry's character"
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"Shifra Lerer - Dolly - Harry's Character"
"The two most important things are the work you choose and sex."
"Eric Lloyd - Hilliard, Harry's son"
"Caroline Aaron - Doris, Harry's sister"
"Floor five: Subway muggers, aggressive panhandlers, and book critics. Floor six: Right-wing extremists, serial killers, lawyers who appear on television. Floor seven: The media. Sorry, that floor is all filled up. Floor eight: Escaped war criminals, TV evangelists, and the NRA."
"Between the Pope and air conditioning, I'll take air conditioning."
"Amy Irving - Jane"
"The most beautiful words in the English language are not "I love you" but "It's benign"."
"Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. Waitressing's gotta be the worst fucking job in the world."
"Harry Block wrote a bestseller about his best friends. Now, his best friends are about to become his worst enemies."
"Richard Benjamin - Ken - Harry's Character"
"Kirstie Alley - Joan - Harry's former wife"
"Judy Davis - Lucy"
"Bob Balaban - Richard, friend that dies of a heart attack"
"Paul Giamatti - Prof. Abbott"
"Does the president think of fucking every woman he meets? Ah, bad example."
"Demi Moore - Helen - Harry's Character"
"Viola Harris - Elsie"