First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Chris Pratt — Garfield"
"Dev Joshi — Liz Wilson"
"Alicia Grace Turrell — Ethel, Lactose Farms Phone Operator #2"
"Cameron Bernard Jones — Barry, Lactose Farms Phone Operator #1"
"Eugenia Caruso — Maria"
"Jeff Foxworthy — Zapped Bird"
"Angus Cloud — Snickers"
"Janelle James — Olivia"
"Snoop Dogg — Maurice"
"Bowen Yang — Nolan"
"Brett Goldstein — Roland"
"Cecily Strong — Marge Malone"
"Nicholas Hoult — Jon Arbuckle"
"Ving Rhames — Otto"
"Hannah Waddingham — Jinx"
"Samuel L. Jackson — Vic"
"Harvey Guillén — Odie"
"Kim Campbell - Additional Voices"
"[at the video store] Can we get "Old Yeller"? I just love movies with happy endings."
"Hey, Monsieur Dumb Guy, remember me? What am I, chopped liver? Duck pate? Foie-gras? Why am I getting so hungry?"
"Lorenzo Music - Garfield"
"Thom Huge - Jon Arbuckle"
"Gregg Berger - Odie / Stinky / Announcer"
"Julie Payne - Library Girl / Receptionist"
"Frank Welker - Lorenzo / Gunner"
"June Foray - Mona Lisa / Librarian"
"Kevin Campbell - Additional Voices"
"[holds up lasagna plate] Please, sir, may I have some more?"
"Liz is a girl. No, worse. She's a girl-vet."
"Odie, no! Don't do the ugly-American thing!"
"13 hours in a bag with a farting dog?"
"Oh, dear. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?"
"Rhys Ifans — Voice of McBunny"
"Lucy Davis — Ms. Westminister"
"Roger Rees — Mr. Hobbs"
"Ian Abercrombie — Smithee"
"Bob Hoskins — Voice of Winston"
"Tim Curry — Voice of Prince the 12th"
"Billy Connolly — Lord Dargis"
"Jennifer Love Hewitt — Liz"
"Oliver Muirhead — Mr. Greene"
"Vinnie Jones — Voice of Rommel"
"Joe Pasquale — Voice of the Claudius"
"Gregg Berger (vocal effects; uncredited) — Odie"
"Breckin Meyer — Jon"
"Bill Murray — Voice of Garfield"
"They made a movie after that second miscarriage, that went directly to video. So they sort of shot themselves in the foot, the kidneys, the liver and the pancreas on the second one. If you had a finer mind working on them? The girl, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, she was sweet. In the second movie they dressed her like a homeless person. You knew it wasn't gonna go well."
"Garfield? What the devil is a Garfield?"
"Oh, dear heaven. Why is it the weird ones always go for the cat and not the dog?"