"Greetings, little peons which I invented. You see before you a glorious history of evil devices that I, me, invented. Over time, the disgusting heroes of this world—which I invented! Me! Not Cortex, read your bible, I wrote it! Heroes like lazy bandicoots just leave these wonderful toys to rot where they fall. But Doctor Cortex, who says he invented many things—liar! says 'Hurry! Build me a Space Head, and many NV devices!' So! I have invented... recycling! Remember the N. Brio patented phrase: reuse, recycle, revenge! I created slinkies! Stop playing with them because they're mine! You see before you an ocean of wrecked dreams. My dreams. But from this ocean, Doctor Cortex has asked me to harpoon the white whale of evil. Recycling shall destroy the world! And I, as its inventor, shall get the credit. Look, Lite-Brite. I didn't invent this. Burt Meyer did. It's not evil, why's it in the pile?"

"John DiMaggio as Uka Uka"

"Greg Eagles as Aku Aku"

"Chris Williams as Crunch Bandicoot and Tiny Tiger"

"I was in the first GAME!"

"There’s got to be a simpler solution."

"That looks totally awesome! I designed it and I want four of them!"

"Lex Lang as Dr. Neo Cortex"

"Maurice LaMarche as Dr. Nitrus Brio"

"Amy Gross as Nina Cortex"

"Debi Derryberry as Coco Bandicoot"

"Huh? [drops free] Bleh."

"Hmm... [picks up Lani-Loli]"

"Haha! [picks up Akano]"

"We did it!"

"I like the pickled wumpa leaves."

"But...we're a team... [she and Crash watch Tawna fly away]"

"You said it, Crash."

"Explains a lot."

"YES! Wumpa victory! [Quantum Masks cheer] Hey, Crash, you're in. 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!"

"Eh. Pffft."

"[confused] Hmm."

"Got it. [referring to Cortex] Our bad guy's had a change of heart too."

"[to the female N. Tropy, referring to Tawna] LET HER GO!"

"He means you, Crash."

"[Akano drops on his feet] AAAAAAHHHH!!!"

"[clears throat] Let's get outta here."

"[after Tawna leaves] Oh..."

"[interrupts Cortex] But not if we get him first."

"[drops free] Oh. Thank you so much... Wait, Tawna? But you're...different. You're not from our universe!"

"[chuckles] What, did we, like, die or something?"

"So we need the masks to close the rifts?"

"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

"We lost touch in your universe too, huh?"

"[referring to the Quantum Masks] Masks."

"Wait, you're not coming?"

"[hears gong] Ahh! Eeh! So where's the next mask?"

"Uh... Yeah!"

"Sounds like it's time to kick some N. Tropy butt!"

"[notices Dingodile] Dingodile?"

"It looks like we're on route to the Rift Generator. But we'd be a lot faster in... [notices hovercraft] ...that! [Tawna ties Crash and Coco up] What the?! Tawna?"

"Don't worry. We have a thing where we fight, he loses. It's a well-established dynamic."