"The United Nations has asked me and my Thinkquanauts to assist in the cleanup and containment of the leftovers all over the world. Including your Swallow Falls."

"I'm not alone. I've got holograms!"

"There's a leek in the boat! [camera pans down to an actual leek who starts screaming in panic]"

"Dad, let's go fishing."

"[taming the Cheespider] It's okay, guys. See? She's not mean. She's just a little beefy."

"[spasming after the food animals chuck him back out of said teleporter] BANANA! BANANA! [attacks Flint]"

"Look. There's my angel son Cal's old preschool."

"Greetings, friends. And namasté."

"[telling Flint to remember the ancient Chinese proverb in English] "Stew offered by a bully is poisoned broth.""

"This is why I work alone. MONKEY! You are dismissed."

"Mom gave me this lab coat because, she always dreamed I do great things."

"[upon seeing the food animals] Wow, I can't believe the FLDSMDFR created all of this."

"Sam was right. This is a mistake."

"[giving his speech to all the foodimals with Berry translating] Okay, I don't know if you can understand me. I know you think I'm N-woo. But the truth is… I'm no N-woo, I'm just a man. A man who's made a lot of mistakes in the last couple of days. And now my friends are in a lot of trouble, thanks to me. Someone once told me that I didn't need friends. That I could accomplish more by myself. I know now more than ever that he was wrong. We need all the friends we can get. And I need your help. All of you. Fruits, vegetables and meat! I need you to help me to get into that factory, save our friends, and get our home back!"

"That is the biggest strawberry I've ever seen in my life!"

"[translating the Chinese proverb in English to Flint] "A bully turned friend will be friend to the end.""

"Come on, Bring it on in, Barb!"

"[being chucked into a teleporter] AFRAID!"

"[as a tear rolls down his cheek] It's enough to make a grown man cry."

"[to Flint] Wait your turn, fancy pants! [happier] Flint Lockwood and Sam Sparks! [hugs them] And Steve, too! [kisses him]"

"Sam, don't do it! It's foodicide!"

"[repeating line] Can your ideas change the world?"

"Our newest Live Corp think is... Flint... [Flint: YEAH!] ...ly McCallahan! [Flint: No!]"

"We can't let these "friends" tell the world anything."

"We don't have more time. If we don't get the FLDSMDFR in the next 48 hours, we'll miss our deadline to release Food Bar 8.0! I'll be a laughing stock!"

"I learned that your FLDSMDFR food was far more delicious than "food" food. So using your foodimals as ingredients would make my products super delicious! I had to have your invention, unfortunately I couldn't find it. Until, you helped me."

"My name is Flint Lockwood. My whole life I always wanted to be a great inventor. Just like my hero. It was like Chester V was speaking directly to me using the language of science. Just like Chester V, my dream was to make the world a better place. Unfortunately, a lot of people didn't believe in me. But I never gave up. I did not realize mistake until… too late! I’ve accidentally created Hair Eater! And eventually, I invented this: A machine that could turn water into food! Because of my invention's food weather, I finally made the world a better place. Or so I thought. When the weather evolved into a disaster of epic portions, and the machine started creating dangerous living food, I had to face the truth: It was time to put an end to my FLDSMDFR. By destroying my greatest invention, I made something even better… Friends!"

"The Celebrationator! A party in a box for any occasion."

"The FLDSMDFR survived the explosion, and it's still operating!"

"When we land at Swallow Falls, our first objective is to get to my lab. I can use my old computer to pinpoint the FLDSMDFR's location. Once we find it, we can shut it down with the utterly irreplaceable BS-USB. (Brent: What if you don't find it?) I have to. It's my machine. If the world gets destroyed by these, it's my fault. [holds up a drawing of a cheespider] I can't let that happen."

"My computer's dead! (Chester V: The fate of the world is depending on us! Think, Lockwood.)"

"[to Chester] They're my wedgie-proof underpants. I, uh… I invented them when I was 6. (Chester V: I had no idea we were so alike. Except I invited mine… when I was 3!)"

"[after Chester V reveals his true colors] You… lied to me. (Chester V: Of course I lied to you. I knew you would eventually fall for these pathetic creatures.) But… But you were my idol. My whole life, I looked up to you. I wanted to BE you! (Chester V: Oh, Lockwood, I was just using you to get your invention.)"

"Everything I touch just gets ruined."

"Flint, everyone gets humiliated on national television. It's not that big of a deal."

"For what it's worth, the people who really care about you think you look great in your lab coat."

"[to Flint and Chester] You guys have been wearing the same underwear since you were kids?"

"Watermelophants! [Flint screams]"

"Oh, crap balls."

"It's over, Chester."

"[as a leek hits on him in the head] There's a leek in my boat!"

"CELEBRATE!"

"My old van."

"[after Flint smacks a bowl of his stew out of Brent's hands; hurt] He rejected my stew. No one has ever rejected my stew."

"Coffee?! I'm not a barista! [rips his uniform into his police uniform] I'm a police-sta! [growing his beard and puts on his cap] Let's ride!"

"[last words] My holograms! Save me! [his holograms form into a net to save him from the Food Bar machine] You see, Flint? With my holograms… [as soon as his holograms touch him, however, they disappear] Oh, fudge. [ducks into his vest which bounces off the Food Bar machine like a pinball until he's finally launched towards the exit] I saved myself! [just before he could go through the exit, however, the Cheespider grabs him with her cheese tongue and eats him... alive, killing him]"