"Don't you just love living on an island with no big cities? Nothing by miles and miles.... of water? [626 screams in frustration while grabbing at his eyelids]"

"Ashley Lambert — Voice of the Ship's Computer"

"[seeing a shooting star falling from the night sky from the window] Oh, my gosh. I have to make a wish."

"Courtney B. Vance — Cobra Bubbles"

"Tia Carrere – Mrs. Kekoa"

"Billy Magnussen — Human Disguise and Voice of Pleakley"

"Sydney Elizebth Agudong — Nani Pelekai"

"Amy Hill – Tūtū"

"Hannah Waddingham — Voice of Grand Councilwoman"

"Kaipo Dudoit — David Kawena"

"Zach Galifianakis — Human Disguise and Voice of Jumba Jookiba"

"You've got to stop causing problems, Stitch."

"Maia Kealoha — Lilo Pelekai"

"[while grabbing a lei and putting on around Stitch's neck] Now, be, good! Be good for one second."

"Jason Scott Lee — Lū'au Manager"

"Christopher Michael Sanders — Voice of Stitch"

"Liza Sadovy - Diane"

"Kurt Egyiawan - Eloge"

"Daniel Oreskes - Mark"

"Will Sharpe - James"

"Kieran Culkin - Benjamin "Benji" Kaplan"

"Jennifer Grey - Marcia"

"Ellora Torchia - Priya"

"Jesse Eisenberg - David Kaplan"

"Jack McCarthy as Officer Les Franck"

"David Wheir as Bob-Oh"

"Zac Gardner as Kevin"

"Naima Lena as Claudette"

"Justin Chambers as Rhett Butler"

"Frederick Weller as Tracy Hampton"

"Tammy Arnold as Jane Willard"

"Heather Goldenhersh as Margery"

"Anna Faris as Belle Scott"

"Laura Breckenridge as Bell Granger"

"Now Margery, that is the same narrow-minded thinkin' that cost us the War of Northern Aggression."

"[To boss Duane] I quit. That rhymes with shit. I quit this shit!"

"[To Tracy] If I felt like sharing my problems with an idiot, then I guess I talked with you."

"Hampton is the buttcrack of humanity."