First Quote Added
April 10, 2026
Latest Quote Added
"Kevin James as Otis"
"Grade A leather, baby!"
"Have a nice day!"
"You are the party master!"
"Whoo hoo! You da cow!"
"We’re open all night."
"Aw, milk me!"
"Let’s all jump in the mud!"
"Rob Paulsen as Peck"
"Jeffrey Garcia as Pip"
"The hens are safe. Now let’s go teach those coyotes a lesson!"
"Farmer: I'm just heading to the fields, Duke. I'll be back."
"Officer O'Hanlon: [on speaker of police car] Pull over to the side of the road."
"Bud: Let me out, you got to let me out."
"Dag: What, do you wanna be a hero, cow?"
"Maurice LaMarche — Igg"
"Dana Plato — Maddy"
"Nathaniel Stroman — Root"
"Dom Irrera — Duke"
"Cameron A. Clarke — Freddy"
"Scott Bullock — Eddy"
"Tino Insana — Pigg the Pig"
"Etta: [to Dag, who's about to eat Maddy] Leave her alone."
"Eddy: [seeing helicopter with a spotlight flew over them] It's a chopper, it's a chopper, we're gonna die."
"Daisy: [thinking of a name for her newborn son] I was thinking I kind of like...Ben."
"Bessy: [pulls chairs from under bulls] Whatchu lookin' at? What, y-you want some o' this? Oh yeah, I didn't think so."
"Snotty Boy's Mom: Now, remember, honey, I told you, we can't be staying out this late on a school night."
"Snotty Boy: That's called cow tipping! Hahaha!"
"Snotty Boy's Dad: Okay, no more Red Bull."
"Igg: Man, oh, man this is a totally great celebration."
"Freddy: The meeting's about finding someone to run the meeting? Is that a good idea?"
"Maria Bamford — Nora Beady"
"Wanda Sykes — Bessy"
"Andie MacDowell — Etta"
"David Koechner — Dag"
"Jill Talley — Mrs. Goldner"
"John DiMaggio — Bud, Officer O'Hanlon"
"Steve Oedekerk — Eugene "Snotty Boy" Goldner, Nathan Randall Beady the Third, Mr. Goldner, Pizza Twin #2"
"Courteney Cox — Daisy"
"Kevin James — Otis the Cow"
"Sam Elliott — Ben"
"Peck: Never! You're all gonna die."
"Helicopter Pilot: [on radio] This is Gray Badger in Chopper 219, we've got suspects in sight."
"Danny Glover — Miles"
"Jeff Garcia — Pip"
"Rob Paulsen — Peck, Gopher, Pizza Twin #1"
"Pip: Otis, are we supposed to not yell "rock"?"
"Duke: [chewing on peanut butter] This...doesn't...mean...anything."
"Pig: All clear! SWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWEET!"
"Fred Tatasciore — Farmer Buyer"