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April 10, 2026
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"There's two kinds of people, dad. The ones who have a B*Bot, and the ones who don't."
"Where are you going? You are supposed to stay within six feet of me!"
"Okay, Ron, a bunch of your code is missing."
"You're supposed to know everything about me. Hair, brown. Height, 4'11."
"Hi, Insert-Registered-Name! I am your… your… your…"
"I am Insert-Registered-Name's best friend out of my box."
"Please connect me to the Bubble Network, Insert-Registered-Name."
"I am for making friends?"
"5'11 would be better. Girls would not laugh at you."
"Please slap my hand to show we are bonding."
"I have no mega safety controls and stuff."
"Your B*Bot is super weird."
"[Ron: Does Barney need friends?] Well, yeah! Or, fun fact. He will not survive middle school!"
"You brought a baby? Artificially sweetened beverages?"
"How can I put this gently? GET OUT!!!"
"Jack Dylan Grazer as Barney Pudowski"
"Zach Galifianakis as Ron"
"Ed Helms as Graham Pudowski"
"Olivia Colman as Donka Pudowski"
"Rob Delaney as Andrew Morris"
"Justice Smith as Marc Weidell"
"Kylie Cantrall as Savannah Meades"
"Ricardo Hurtado as Rich Belcher"
"Cullen McCarthy as Noah"
"Ava Morse as Ava"
"Paul Giamatti — Tim the Gate Guard"
"Dan Hedaya — Mr. Gunk"
"Jay Leno — Fire Hydrant"
"You're Tim from the TV show!"
"Harland Williams — Lugnut"
"Stephen Tobolowsky — Bigmouth Executive, Forge"
"Chris Wedge — Wonderbot, Phone Booth"
"Natasha Lyonne — Loretta Geargrinder"
"I met Mr. Bigweld, but he's not like himself."
"I'll get to the bottom of this."
"Perfect! That'll be 50 bucks."
"YEAH, BABY! LET IT RIP!"
"Oh, how can this happen to me?! I'm practically a kid!"
"The Chop Shop?! AAAAAHHHH!!! I'm fine, I'm fine."
"When in Robot City, guests of the Rusties, that's us, stay at Aunt Fanny's boarding house, where our motto is: "Beats rusting outside!""
"I'm singing in the oil / I'm singing in the oil / After all that work and toil / I'm just slipping in the oil / I know where I've been sent / I'm covered in lubricant... My life has been turned around. From now on, I'm a winner! Wait a minute; you can't do this to me! I'm alive! Help!"
"Hey, guys, come on. What are you, three years old? This is how a man does it."
"You can shine no matter what you're made of."
"The biggest comedy ever assembled!"
"Repair for adventure!"
"Ewan McGregor — Rodney Copperbottom"
"Halle Berry — Cappy"
"Robin Williams — Fender Pinwheeler"
"Greg Kinnear — Phineas T. Ratchet"
"Mel Brooks — Mr. Bigweld"