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April 10, 2026
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"Wendy Hoopes as Helen Morgendorffer, Quinn Morgendorffer, and Jane Lane"
"John Lynn as Sick, Sad World Announcer"
"Marc Thompson as Anthony DiMartino, Timothy O'Neill, Kevin Thompson and Jamie White"
"Julián Rebolledo as Jake Morgendorffer"
"Ashley Albert as Tiffany Blum-Decker"
"Amanda Fox as Katherine Sloane"
"Uh-oh, don't look now but it's 'Toulouse Lau-dreck'."
"Russell Hankin as Tom Sloane"
"Tracy Grandstaff as Daria Morgendorffer"
"Jessica Cyndee Jackson as Jodie Landon"
"Sarah Drew as Stacy Rowe"
"Laurine Towler as Michele Landon"
"Daniel Milledge as Angier Sloane"
"That's it. Must... contact... intelligent... life..."
"Any kid who looks to you for nurturing is more than just lost."
"Alvaro J. Gonzales as Trent Lane"
"Carson Daly as David Sorenson"
"Steven Huppert as Joey"
"Amir Williams as Michael Jordan "Mack-Daddy" Mackenzie"
"Janie Mertz as Sandi Griffin and Brittany Taylor"
"Nora Laudani as Angela Li"
"Bart Fasbender as Andrew Landon"
"Rand Bridges as Bill Woods"
"Jessica Hardin as Lindy"
"Does this college town have a name or do you just turn left at the kid with the tractor?"
"Life sucks no matter where you are so don't be fooled by location changes."
"I'm sorry, but the confidentiality agreement I signed with the Government prevents me revealing that. I've already said too much."
"The guys here are a lot better looking in person than on their wanted posters."
"But that's not fair. I didn't have time to study with my Fashion Club duties. Don't extracurricular activities count for anything?"
"You can't judge someone by their family. What if people judged me by.... blech! Got to go."
"Tim Novikoff as Jeffy"
"Corey Block as Link"
"Dave Grohl as Daniel"
"Bif Naked as Alison"
"I don't think I can stomach anymore of this garbage."