Urusei Yatsura

"DARLING NO BAKA!!! ("Darling, you idiot!")"

"One, two, three! DIVINE RETRIBUTION!!!"

"We're going to make a baby on Saturday night!"

"visiting Ataru in his classroom: Teacher, husbands and wives should always be together, whether it's raining or windy, in the house, or even at school!"

"Darling! Shinobu can go to hell!"

"Nope! 'Cause in my tummy is DARLING'S BABY!"

"Where I come from, marriage is a sacred institution, so if you cheat on me... [shocks Ataru] (Episode 1)"

"[referring to Rei] Oooh! I will never marry such a tacky man! Tacky tacky tacky!!"

"Thank you, Ran. I will think hard about this..."

"Umeboshi? GIVE ME UMEBOSHI!"

"I don't care if it's a lie. I just want you to say it. (Movie 5)"

"Darling, you IDIOT! Do ya wanna really forget about me!? (Movie 5)"

"Even if it takes a "lifetime", I'll make ya say it! (Movie 5)"

"I refuse! I'd sooner go to Iscandar than fight and be killed by an Oni! (Episode 1)"

"on his game of tag with Lum: But to grab those horns, naturally I've gotta grab the body first... (Episode 1)"

"speaking English while flirting with a girl in Hawaii: Hi! I'm Ataru Moroboshi, Number One Japanese Boy! Please date with me!"

"I'm gonna run away from home! Will that make you happy?! WAAAAAAAAA!!!! [runs out the front door in his sock feet, then comes back for a second to put his shoes on] Damn it! [runs back out the door] WAAAAAAAA!!!! (Episode 2)"

"When will you learn that I always do things without thinking of the consequences? (Movie 2)"

"I HATE YOUR GUTS! (Movie 5)"

"You idiot, if I say "I love you" under these circumstances, How do you know if I was telling the truth? (Movie 5)"

"I'll never forget, I'll... never... forget..., I'LL NEVER FORGET! ...you, Lum... [collapses] (Movie 5)"

"I'll say it on my "deathbed"! (Movie 5)"

"Ne, ne, ne...Juusho to denwa bangou wa?! (Hey, hey, hey...What's your address and phone number?!)"

"repeated line: WAAA! KURAI YO! SEMAI YO! KOWAI YO!!! ("Waaa! It's cramped! It's dark! I'm scared!!!")"

"repeated line: OTOKO NAN TE! ("Men be damned!")"

"You flirtatious scum!"

"from the BBC dub "Lum the Invader Girl": I must go to my sweet Ataru! He needs me! He loves me! Even though I know Lum will be with him, I can't keep away from my beloved, my precious. Although, if he's shagged her... I'LL KILL HIM!"

"also from "Lum the Invader Girl"; Shinobu's reaction to Lum's claim that she is pregnant with Ataru's child: You've got... a bun in your oven???"

"Lum, you'd be better off if you dumped that idiot!"

"It's obvious that Lum is too good for you! (Episode 2)"

"What's that look on yer face? Is that how you look at folks coming all the way from beyond the galaxy?! (Episode 2)"

"You disgusting slimeball!"

"repeated line: Boku ii ko! ("I'm a good boy!")"

"oft-repeated line: Oh, I never should have had him!"

"to Ataru: You are the personification of the word "stupid"!"

"Y... your face, my friend... it's hopelessly horrible!!!"

"Praise Buddha, praise Buddha. In the name of Jesus Christ, praise Buddha."

"Haratama! Kiyotama! (Excorsize! Purify!)"

"ORE WA ONNA DA!!!! ("I AM A WOMAN!!!!")"

"Oh, that's terrible..."

"If you do not apologize...I shall be angry."

"Would you like some sherbert while you bathe?"

"So am I sarcastic, the stingiest person you know, or a cold-blooded businesswoman which is it...I am none of those, but that's quite alright with me."

"Move it! Outta my way!"

"Hey Ran. It's a call from your '"treacherous snake"."

"Ran-chan shiawase! (Lil' Ran's so happy!)"