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abril 10, 2026
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"[during her beauty exam] Lady, I'm not butchering your hair. It's a free haircut, so stop your bitching, before I cut it all off, you fat cow!"
"[about her dad] First guy to walk out of my life, definitely not the last. Funny things, you and me. You always stayin' away from love, me always chasin' after it."
"Don't let people stand in your way. They're just people, like you and me! Well, maybe not like you. I don't know if I have ever met anyone like you before."
"He was like an angel, you know? I never knew life could be like that. He was the one thing I followed through in my life, the one thing I didn't give up on. I was good at loving him."
"I am going to fall in love with you. You don't have to love me back. I am going to give you my heart."
"My life is like watching the Three Stooges in Spanish!"
"What worries me is when someone is as screwed up as these guys doesn't want me!"
"He doesn't make sense, I don't make sense, together we make sense."
"Magic records and a baboon heart..."
"I am not very good with people."
"Once people got used to stay away, they always stay away. I never got close to anyone."
"You are my peace."
"Look at him! He's like a tumor sittin' over there. Ugh, and his hair! It just bothers me so much!"
"It's too bad though. I'd do him, if he wasn't so dumb!"
"It's not right to feel shitty this time of year, but everybody does. It's like this is life, and once you go through it long enough, you realize what the flavor is. And it sure ain't vanilla!"
"He doesn't make sense. She doesn't make sense. Together they make sense."
"Marisa Tomei - Caroline"
"Christian Slater - Adam"
"Rosie Perez - Cindy"
"Kyle Secor - Howard"
"Willie Garson - Patsy"