Tootsie

"You know, I could lay a big line on you and we could do a lot of role playing, but the simple truth is that I find you very interesting and I'd really like to make love to you."

"[in her audition] Oh I know what y'all really want is some gross caricature of a woman to prove some idiotic point that power makes a woman masculine, or masculine women are ugly. Well shame on you for letting a man do that, or any man that does that. That means you, dear. Miss Marshall. Shame on you, you macho shit head."

"[to April, dressed only in bra and panties] What kind of mother would I be if I didn't give my girls tits... tips?"

"Mike, I really appreciate you're doing this, but... it is just for the money, isn't it? It's not just so you can wear these little outfits?"

"There is nothing you can do for me. I just have to feel like this until I don't feel like this anymore and you're gonna have to know that you're the one that made me feel this way."

"Well, good night, Michael. It was a wonderful party. My date left with someone else. I had a lot of fun. Do you have any Seconol?"

"George Fields: [to Dorothy/Michael] I begged you to get therapy."

"John Van Horne: [after Dorothy reveals she is a man] Does Jeff know?"

"Ron Carlisle: [after Dorothy reveals she is a man] I knew there was a reason she didn't like me!"

"This Is a Hell of a Way To Make a Living."

"Desperate, he took a female role and became a star. If only he could tell the woman he loves."

"He's Tootsie... She's Dustin Hoffman"

"What do you get when you cross a hopelessly straight starving actor with a dynamite red sequined dress? You get America's hottest new actress."

"Can you keep a secret? In the next 72 hours, this desperate, unemployed actor will secretly audition for the lead of a soap opera. And become America's hottest new actress."

"Dustin Hoffman - Michael Dorsey/Dorothy Michaels"

"Jessica Lange - Julie Nichols"

"Teri Garr - Sandy Lester"

"Dabney Coleman - Ron Carlisle"

"Charles Durning - Les Nichols"

"Bill Murray - Jeff Slater"

"Sydney Pollack - George Fields"

"George Gaynes - John Van Horn"

"Geena Davis - April Page"

"Doris Belack - Rita Marshall"

"Lynne Thigpen - Jo"