There's Something About Mary

"Is that... is that hair gel?"

"[about Mary] I couldn't believe that she knew my name. Some of my best friends didn't know my name."

"Here you've been in therapy, you know, thinking you blew it with the greatest girl ever, and really it turns out that getting your dick stuck in your zipper was the best thing that ever happened to you."

"[while spying on Mary] Husband... negative. Children and a Labrador... negative. Tight little package... affirmative."

"The last time I had a pap smear, the guy needed leather gloves and an oyster shucker."

"Warning: The guys who did 'Dumb & Dumber' and 'Kingpin' bring you a love story."

"A love story with only one thing on its mind..."

"Love is in the hair."

"The most fun you can have on video."

"No animals were harmed in the making of this movie. Everybody else was on their own."

"There's Just Something About Her..."

"Cameron Diaz — Mary Jensen"

"Matt Dillon — Pat Healy"

"Ben Stiller — Ted Stroehmann"

"Chris Elliot — Dom Woganowski"

"Lee Evans — Tucker / Norm Phipps"

"Jeffrey Tambor — Sully"

"Markie Post — Sheila Jensen"

"Keith David — Charlie"

"W. Earl Brown — Warren Jensen"

"Sarah Silverman — Brenda"

"Khandi Alexander — Joanie"

"Willie Garson — Dr. Zit Face / High School Pal Bob"

"Brett Favre — himself"

"Richard Tyson — Detective Krevoy"

"Rob Moran — Detective Stabler"