The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!

"I hate to run on an empty stomach!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"

"If Toad doesn't get us outta here soon, I'm gonna eat this mattress!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"

"Hey! Where'd you learn how to ride a bike!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Sorry we can't stay and chat with you goons, but we have a race to win!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Hey, King Koopa! You can at least say goodbye!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Get back here, Koopa! Don't you know vegetables are good for you?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Catfish pizza? This may be a first, but I'm not hungry!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"Wake up, Luigi! The only time plumbers sleep on the job is when we're working by the hour". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"

"Faster than a vanishing clog! More powerful than an electric drainsnake! It's Super Mario!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Pirates of the Koopa"

"Until next time everyone, [Everybody] Do the Mario! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. "Time Out, Luigi"

"Unstoppable? We're plumbers! If we can stop a stop, we can stop the unstoppable!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"

"Magnifico! You're stronger than Grandma Mia's garlic chip cookies!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Fire of Hercufleas"

"C'mon Luigi, let's see what this Guernsey can earnsie!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario and the Beanstalk"

"C'mon, I'll help you sink your teeth into some delicious Koopa meat". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Can't we discuss this man-to-Mouser? ...I guess not". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Princess, I Shrunk the Mario Bros."

"Uh, excuse my brother, he gets nervous around guys six times bigger than him!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"We can fix anything if there's spaghetti involved!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Hey, shaddupa your face!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Giddyup, chowhound!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Koopa's gonna take a trip he didn't plan on!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Too Hot to Handle"

"[Bowser is] having a coffin spell!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Count Koopula"

"If food isn't pasta, it doesn't count!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Jungle Fever"

"He's too busy eatin', Mario. He's your kind of horse". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"Okay, Mario. One all ya got, coming up!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"

"I think I liked it better when we outnumbered them!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great BMX Race"

"Mario, it's a mirage! The sun's hot-boiled your brain!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"

"Look at all that loot! Diamonds, gold, rubies! It must be worth over 100 bucks!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet"

"[about Aladdin's lamp] "So what's all the magic mumbo-jumbo about? What are you gonna do? Pull a rabbit out of it!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario's Magic Carpet""

"Loony linguinni! Mario thinks that hat makes him a detective!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

"Great garlic! The Koopa's here in Victoria!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

"Sufferin' spaghetti! How can you think of food at a time like this!?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Adventures of Sherlock Mario"

"Hey! That's my brother Mario, you three-faced double-crosser!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Great Gladiator Gig"

"What's your hurry? Boy, when it comes to food, Mario's got a one crack mind! Holy ravioli! It's an earthshake!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"

"I thought you said your plan always worked!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"

"That's my brother, the pasta-pulverizing plumber!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"

"Miserable macaroni! The Koopa's got away again!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Mario Meets Koopzilla"

"This is awful! We gotta get outta here and stop that crazy wedding!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"Leapin' lasagna! We're not even in the castle anymore!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"Which means...he kept his promise! Now the Princess HAS to marry Koopa!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"Whew... Not as tired as me!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"Forget about that! The wedding is starting!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Do You Princess Toadstool Take this Koopa...?"

"YIKES! Now we're ALL gondolas!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Butch Mario and the Luigi Kid"

"Wow! This Zero guy can get down, Mario!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark of Zero"

"And how are we supposed to get in there, Mario? Just fly over the walls?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark of Zero"

"Bring them on! I'm ready for them this time! What am I saying?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Mark of Zero"

"Crama's here in Koopalot? I mean, uh, Koopa's here in Cramalot? Sheesh, let's split this place". -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"

"Prepare to cave in, scalebait"! -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Quest for Pizza"

"No, it's magic! If you can reach it, you can become a Super Mario, and get special fire power that can destroy King Koopa's evil helpers!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "The Bird! The Bird!"

"There! That's the last of those grimy green good-for-nothings!" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "King Mario of Cramalot"

"Who did you expect? Pee-wee Herman?" -The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, "Rolling Down the River"