The Stepford Wives (1975 film)

"If I am wrong, I'm insane... but if I'm right, it's even worse than if I was wrong."

"I can't just call him up and say, "I used be called Joanna Ingalls. You deflowered me ten years ago. Would you test my water?""

"If I were to apologize for every time I got smashed, I'd spend my life wandering around saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, sorry"."

"I'm also an ex-Gothamite, who's been living here in Ajax country for just over a month now, and I'm going crazy. You see doctor, my problem is that given complete freedom of choice, I don't WANT to squeeze the goddamn Charmin!"

"I just don't get it. It's like there's this contest, okay? And the housewife with the cleanest house gets Robert Redford for Christmas... but nobody will tell the rules!"

"[after being stabbed] Joanna! How could you do a thing like that? When I was just going to give you coffee! When I was just going to give you coffee! How could you do a thing like that? I thought we were friends! I thought we were friends... I thought we were friends..."

"Something strange is happening in the town of Stepford."

"A very modern suspense story from the author of Rosemary's Baby."

"Something strange is happening in the town of Stepford. Where the men spend their nights doing something secret. And every woman acts like every man's dream of the "perfect" wife. Where a young woman watches the dream become a nightmare. And sees the nightmare engulf her best friend. And realizes that any moment, any second - her turn is coming."

"Katharine Ross - Joanna Eberhart"

"Paula Prentiss - Bobbie Markowe"

"Peter Masterson - Walter Eberhart"

"Nanette Newman - Carol Van Sant"

"Tina Louise - Charmaine Wimpiris"

"Carol Eve Rossen - Dr. Fancher"

"William Prince - Ike Mazzard"

"Carole Mallory - Kit Sunderson"

"Toni Reid - Marie Axhelm"

"Judith Baldwin - Patricia Cornell"

"Barbara Rucker - Mary Ann Stravros"

"George Coe - Claude Axhelm"

"Franklin Cover - Ed Wimpiris"

"Robert Fields - Raymond Chandler"

"Michael Higgins - Mr. Cornell"