The Royal Tenenbaums

"Hell of a damn grave. Wish it were mine."

"Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hitting the cemetery?"

"I'm not talking about dance lessons. I'm talking about putting a brick through the other guy's windshield. I'm talking about taking it out and chopping it up."

"He looks pretty good for a suicide. Attempted, anyway."

"Let's shag ass."

"Why would a review make the point of saying someone's not a genius? You think I'm especially not a genius? [Pause] You didn't even have to think about it, did you?"

"Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?"

"Wildcat was written in a kind of obsolete vernacular. Wildcat...pkow. Okay, I'm gonna go."

"The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sage thicket. "Vámonos, amigos," he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight."

"FAMILY ISN'T A WORD...IT'S A SENTENCE."

"You Are Invited To A Remarkable Family Gathering."

"Gene Hackman - Royal Tenenbaum"

"Anjelica Huston - Etheline Tenenbaum"

"Gwyneth Paltrow - Margot Tenenbaum"

"Luke Wilson - Richie Tenenbaum"

"Ben Stiller - Chas Tenenbaum"

"Owen Wilson - Eli Cash"

"Bill Murray - Raleigh St. Clair"

"Danny Glover - Henry Sherman"

"Alec Baldwin - Narrator"

"Prized Beagle - Buckley"