The Departed

"I don't want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me. Years ago we had the church. That was only a way of saying - we had each other. The Knights of Columbus were real head-breakers; true guineas. They took over their piece of the city. Twenty years after an Irishman couldn't get a fucking job, we had the presidency. May he rest in peace. That's what the niggers don't realize. If I got one thing against the black chappies, it's this - no one gives it to you. You have to take it."

"When you decide to be something, you can be it. That's what they don't tell you in the church. When I was your age they would say we can become cops, or criminals. Today, what I'm saying to you is this: when you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

"The cops are saying he's a cop. So I won't look for the cop. Are you soft, Fitzy? When I tell you to dump a body in the marsh, you dump him in the marsh. Not where some guy from John Hancock goes every Thursday TO GET A FUCKING BLOWJOB! [Fitzy laughs, Frank hits him with his hat] DON'T LAUGH! THIS AIN'T REALITY TV!!!"

"[to Colin] One of us had to die. With me, it tends to be the other guy."

"[Gives Billy a cellphone] Now, whenever you make a call, ask for Mikey. MIKEY! Heh...you ask for a Mikey, because there is no Mikey."

"[to Madolyn] If we're not gonna make it, it's gotta be you that gets out, cause I'm not capable. I'm fucking Irish, I'll deal with something being wrong for the rest of my life."

"[to Colin Sullivan] Marriage is an important part of getting ahead. It lets people know you're not a homo. A married guy seems more stable. People see the ring, they think 'at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch.' Ladies see the ring, they know immediately that you must have some cash, and your cock must work."

"Please tell me those cars aren't empty. I mean, Jesus fucking Christ, please tell me that those Chinamen's cars AREN'T EMPTY!!"

"[after punching a computer technician] YOU FUCKED THIS WHOLE THING UP!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO, YOU COCKSUCKER?!?!?! LET GO OF ME!!!! I'M GONNA RIP YOUR ARM OFF AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FUCKING ASS, YOU HEAR ME?!?!?!"

"Most people wouldn't trust anybody with an immaculate record. I do. I got an immaculate record."

"Lies. Betrayal. Sacrifice. How far will you take it?"

"Underhanded"

"Undercover"

"Unrestrained"

"Cops or Criminals. When you're facing a loaded gun, what's the difference?"

"Loyalty is a lie."

"Leonardo DiCaprio - Billy Costigan"

"Matt Damon - Colin Sullivan"

"Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello"

"Mark Wahlberg - Dignam"

"Martin Sheen - Oliver Queenan"

"Ray Winstone - Mr. French"

"Vera Farmiga - Madolyn"

"Anthony Anderson - Brown"

"Alec Baldwin - Ellerby"

"Kevin Corrigan - Cousin Sean"

"Tracey Paleo - Darlene the Secretary"