Teacher's Pet (2004 film)

"[upon receiving an attendance medal] Thank you, Mrs. Helperman. This is just the thing to go with my Science medal, my Math medal, and my Sports medal. Not to mention my medal for self-esteem."

"What is it with this family and singing? I'm starting to feel a little VonTrapped."

"Time sure flies when you're changing species."

"I wanna be a boy."

"I had to come. I had to be with you. And I needed a ride to Florida for my own self-serving reasons, but why spoil a beautiful moment?"

"Hey, I'll do the clichéd Irish dialogue around here."

"[on a coffee rush] Boy, it's true what they say! What a beverage! Who'd believe that little brown bean from Brazil could pack such mellow, rich-roasting, good-to-the-last-drop flavor? By the way, were you aware that our 26th President, Theodore "Teddy" Roosevelt who originally coined the phrase "Good to the last drop"? Little known fact but true."

"So this is what it's like to be human, huh? [He sits on the bed, and then lies back] Sittin' alone in a dump on your tailless butt, just twiddlin' your opposable thumbs. Top of the world, ma! [He sighs, then sobs, then curls up into a little ball on the bed] Top of the world."

"It's alive. IT'S ALIVE. That's a good start."

"Outside? But I'm an indoor cat. I'm afraid of the outside. [whimpers]"

"I ain't no fairy."

"Nathan Lane as Spot Helperman / Scott Leadready II / Scott Manly-Manning"

"Shaun Fleming as Leonard Amadeus Helperman"

"Debra Jo Rupp as Mary Lou Moira Angela Darling Helperman"

"Kelsey Grammer as Dr. Ivan Krank"

"David Ogden Stiers as Mr. Jolly"

"Jerry Stiller as Pretty Boy"

"Paul Reubens as Dennis"

"Megan Mullally as Adele"

"Wallace Shawn as Principal Crosby Strickler"

"Rob Paulsen as Ian Wazselewski"

"Estelle Harris as Mrs. Boogin"

"Jay Thomas as Barry Anger"

"Rosalyn Landor as The Blue Fairy"

"Genie Ann Francis as Marsha / Marcia"

"Anthony Geary as John / Juan"

"Mae Whitman as Leslie Dunkling"

"Lauren Tom as Younghee"

"Pamela S. Adlon as Trevor / Taylor / Tyler"

"Timothy Stack as Father"

"Emma Steinkellner as Little Girl"

"Ken Swofford as Officer White"

"Kevin M. Richardson as Conductor"

"David Maples as Beefeater"